whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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