Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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