a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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weiner? balls

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Six million.

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The penn state football administration

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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