What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What's dead? Your mum.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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like for a handjob.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Anti Joke

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