why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Your time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

JEWS

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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