- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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