Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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myspace

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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what happens during a climax apples

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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The Holocaust

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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