Yo mamas so fat.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

My butt!!!!!!!!

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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