- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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