why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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