- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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