A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

i eat poop

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Hippopatomous!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

i'm not gay

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Anti Joke

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