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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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