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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A jew go out of a bar

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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