Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A snake walks into a bar

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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