AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Will you marry me?

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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