Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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