- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

A jew go out of a bar

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

What's clear and wet? water

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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