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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Six million.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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