- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

general tso's broccoli

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

YOLO

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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