what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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