What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Woman's rights

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Dani barton= lovely

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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bum sex lol

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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hello

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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poop

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I'm a like whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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