- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Anagram.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Nice weather we're having.

wanna hear a joke? not really

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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