why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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I'm gay.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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69

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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