Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

The Holocaust

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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