- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Hey, look under there! Under what?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Women's rights.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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