Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

women's rights

Flab

guess what what? nothing.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

fkda

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What is Earth made out of? Earth

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

your mom

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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