- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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