How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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