A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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verry nice how mUCH?

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Potato

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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9/11

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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