- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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