What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Land Rovers

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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OBAMA

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Anti Joke

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