Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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No it isn't.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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