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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

A black guy with his family.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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