- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What number comes after 29? 30.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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