What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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