a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

My name is never spelt right so its all good

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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