If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Where's my tractor?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Your time.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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JEWS

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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