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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Looks through the peephole.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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