- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Meow.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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