- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

your mom

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Girls Basketball.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Wy did the chicken?

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What is smelly and sticky A poo

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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