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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Where's my tractor?

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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