How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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