What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

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