- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Penis penis poop butt

Women's Rights.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Hashtag

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

The weels on the bus go...flat

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??