- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

i like tits

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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