A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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black people

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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rape that shit

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Ebola

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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