- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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