Nobody cares.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Society.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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