IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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fabien

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Nobody cares.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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