Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

why did i fall? i got pushed!

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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