What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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