- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Women's rights.

women outside of the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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