What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Your Mom.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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