Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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