What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Ebola

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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OBAMA

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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