- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

It smells like triangles in here.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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