knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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fabien

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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