What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Can I touch it?

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

What is a question?

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...