What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Meow.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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