How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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