- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Penis

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Obama

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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