- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Looks through the peephole.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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