Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Gadaffi

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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i love huge wieners.

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