A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Looks through the peephole.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Flab

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Asians

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Anti Joke

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