What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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space is fun

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Men's rights.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Wheelchair high jump

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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