Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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