- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mother

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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