Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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