- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

verry nice how mUCH?

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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