A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

i'm not gay

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

maddie latino

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Woman's Rights.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Good boy

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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