Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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poop

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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ballsack

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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