- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i love huge wieners.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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