- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Black Veil Brides.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A russian gives away vodka.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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