- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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