- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Your Mom.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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