Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Woman's rights.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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