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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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