- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Guess what? Holocaust

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Dancing Potatoe!

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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